I saw this whimsical chimney while I was out and about in Melbourne’s South East Suburbs the other day.
It was on a 1930 house with a few Art Deco features.
It certainly made me smile!
Sorry about the picture quality but it was take with a basic phone camera from a considerable distance on a dull day.
I have since found out the chimney was in fact a ‘Secret Sign’ as this house was a “Sly Grog Shop’ (where you could get a beer when pubs had to shut on a Saturday)
For more Unusual House Photos, and Fails, have a look at: What the………………….?
(I work for a company that builds homes and develops land. As per California law, we warranty our homes for a ten-year period after the house is bought. Our warranty covers structural defects.)
Me: “Warranty. [My Name] speaking. How can I help you?”
Caller: “Hello, my house has a structural defect. I want you to fix it.”
Me: “Okay, ma’am. Could you give me your address? And what exactly is the defect in question?”
Caller: “My address is [address].”
Me: “Okay, I see you in our system. Could you tell me the problem, and I will see what I can do about entering a ticket for you.”
Caller: “The walls are not strong enough. You have to send someone here to put in better walls.”
Me: “The walls are not strong enough? Are they bowing, or cracking?”
Caller: “No, the ones that are still standing are fine.”
Me: “The ones that are… still standing…?”
Caller: “Yes. I wanted to remodel to make my living room and kitchen one big room, but it was too expensive. I saw a demolition crew do wall removals on those home improvement shows, so I just got a chainsaw and cut the wall out myself.”
Me: “Okay… so you ‘remodeled?’”
Caller: “Yeah! But then my house caved in.”
Me: “… Ma’am, are you saying you cut down a load-bearing wall in your home with a chainsaw?”
Caller: “Well, I didn’t know it was load-bearing. But this is clearly a structural defect! The roof caved in, and I’ve been living here for 16 years! I could sue you for endangering my life all this time!”
Me: “Ma’am, it was not a structural defect.”
Caller: “How can you say that?! THE ROOF CAVED IN!”
Me: “Because you chopped down a load-bearing wall!”
Caller: “THIS IS NOT MY FAULT! I DESERVE A BRAND NEW HOUSE! IT WAS A STRUCTURAL DEFECT, AND I HAVE A WARRANTY!”
Me: “Your house was under warranty for 10 years. Your house is 16 years old. It was structurally sound until you made it structurally unsound, by CUTTING OUT A LOAD-BEARING WALL WITH A CHAINSAW.”
Caller: “YOU OWE ME A NEW HOUSE! YOU OWE ME A NEW HOUSE! I’LL SUE! I’LL SUE YOU!” *click*
But why is it spoiled by that letter box in the middle of the path? . . . . . Perhaps it’s because the letter box is hiding the water meter!
It’s funny how those water meters always seem to be in the wrong place. We had the same issue at my last new house, but solved it by widening the driveway to avoid the meter entirely.
Thanks to Herman Fong for submitting this photo. (If you see something funny on a house send it in and give us all a laugh)
For more Unusual House Photos, and Fails, check out: What the………………….?
Why would you go to the effort of building that platform for the bed? . . . . .and why the curves?
This could be a major hazard if you need to go to the toilet in the night! . . . . . . Fall off the step on the way to the bathroom, and trip over it on the way back to bed.
I found the photo on Hooked on Houses an interesting site with a mixture of funny and interesting posts.