Brick – Fail

The other day I saw this garden wall .

It looks like mowing the lawn could be dangerous!

I certainly wouldn’t like to catch my ankle on that sharp piece of brick.

A few years ago a kiln fused brick like this would be called a reject and sent to the tip.

Now its a premium product, which some people are paying top dollar for to get that “Rustic” Look.

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Bell Push – Fail

Over a week I would probably visit between 150 – 200 homes.

That’s a lot of door bells pushed……..and if the bell doesn’t work it can be a lot of sore knuckles knocking.

The bell push in the picture above, seems to me, to be most often found at houses where the doorbell doesn’t work.

If you are looking for a doorbell push I couldn’t honestly recommend this one!

On a lighter note here is a different sort of door bell, that worked first time.

 

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Stuck On Decoration – Fail

I was walking through one of the Western Suburbs the other day and came to a sudden stop when I saw this facade with stuck on decoration.

The owner must like it after all it would have cost them extra………… So what is wrong with it?

  • These sort of decorative pieces are meant to provide a bit of interest to a rendered finish, or at least provide a dividing line between brickwork and and render. Definitely not to be put on plain brickwork
  • The point of the arch shape is to match it with an arched window. Having a straight brickwork on a lintel below the ‘arch’ is absolutely out of character.
  • If you are going to go along this route at least colour match it with the window cills.
  • The joins between the pieces are clearly visible rather than smoothed out.

Am I just being a ratbag?…… or have I got it right?

 

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Spot the Garage


Can you see the garage?

Not just one, but two!

Perhaps this second photo helps


This is a device called a Cardok which I hear is coming to Australia.

Its quite expensive at around $60,000 each, but probably cheaper than having a basement garage with ramp.  It also would probably be easier to fit in a tight city block.

NB I have not been paid to promote this product I included it because it seems an interesting idea.

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Location – Fail


One of the things I like about Australia is that once you get Development Approval on a new subdivision you can pretty much put up any type of house you like.

You can walk around an area and see a Hacienda, a French Chateau, a California Bungalow all in the same street.

It makes every street seems different and interesting.

This is not like the UK where you walk round some large estates and every house looks boringly similar.

The trouble is that some people love a particular look that doesn’t go with the location.

This house would be great in an inner city site like South Melbourne, or Paddington in Sydney where it would be in the middle of a terrace of similar houses.

It just looks lost by itself on a 1/4 acres outer suburban block, and the enormous garage just adds to the sense of incongruousness.

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Fake Shutters

Here is something I just can’t understand, Fake Shutters……They are hugely popular in the USA, and I do see quite a few examples over here.

I don’t understand them because:

  1. As they don’t come anywhere near being wide enough to cover the window they are so obviously fake.
  2. Even if they were big enough the louvres go the wrong way for a shutter that could be closed.
  3. Why pay a fair bit more money for something that’s only going to need to be painted.
  4. They make an excellent home for spiders and other undesirable bugs.

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Garden Statue – Win

I have occasionally put a statue in the garden,

Normally one of those slightly abstract figures, or a Budda, from Bunnings……..but nothing like this:

Life sized statues of;  an Aboriginal man , a Kangaroo, and an Emu together with a map of Australia and the words “Fair Dinkum Aussies”

It might not be to everyone’s taste but I’m sure the owner loves it, and it made me to notice it, so its done its job!

It is in a garden in Queen Street, Sebastopol, near Ballarat, Victoria.

 

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