50 Sheds of Grey?
As a bloke are you feeling left out if your wife has read 50 Shades of Grey?
When you move into your new house will you get back to blokey stuff at the bottom of the garden?
Perhaps you need to find out about . . . .
An exerpt:
“I want it now against this wall!” she ordered,
“And keep it up as long as possible.”
“Don’t worry,” I said,
“I know how to put up a shelf.”
For more visit 50 Shades of Grey on Twitter.